7 Lies Mistresses Tell Themselves

So he keeps telling you he’ll leave his family when you start getting upset because he doesn’t give you as much attention as you want. He knows if you don’t stop throwing your temper tantrums he won’t be getting any sex. He paid for the hotel room and he damn sure isn’t going home without getting some. So the best way to calm you down is to promise you he’ll leave his family for you.

He will give me HIS full attention once he leaves his wife

His wife got a promotion and he just canceled dinner plans with you because they are going out to celebrate. Bummer, right? You were supposed to go away for the weekend but some family issues came up that he just couldn’t let anyone else handle them. Ugh, it seems like his family takes up all his time, doesn’t it? But if he leaves his wife for you, he will be spending all his free time with you. So quick question: when will he leave his wife for you? What makes you think he’ll be spending all his spare time with you? He’s probably going to get another mistress and spend all his time with her.

It’s not your fault he’s cheating

Okay, so maybe it’s not your fault he’s cheating but aren’t you the one encouraging the cheating? If you were this self-respecting woman you claim to be, you would tell this guy to go home to his wife and handle his shit at home.

He doesn’t want us to go out because he likes spending time indoors

He doesn’t like restaurant food. Who knows what they put in it? You want to go out to the movies? He is really not a movies guy but he doesn’t mind cuddling on the sofa with you to watch a rerun of the Sopranos. Well, if you believe this B.S not only are you blind but you are stupid. He doesn’t want to go out because he doesn’t want people to see him with you.

No one will love me the way he does