It is no mystery that a sexy voice turns a man on. There is nothing my man loves more than hearing my buttery voice whispering words of seduction into the receiver of my iPhone. However, having a sultry voice is a far second to knowing all the right things to say to your man when you’ve got him dangling on the line.
If you want to talk seductively on the phone with your boyfriend, you better be a master at using words. There is nothing more attractive to a man than a woman who knows how to say all the right things to really burst his bulge.
Here are some tips on how to be a seductress on the phone and play the game of witty banter:
1. Be descriptive
Don’t just tell a guy you think he’s sexy and handsome, tell him what about him is sexy and handsome; “The way you walk in a wife beater makes me crave a good beating on my fanny”, “Your stature is so godlike, you enter a room and I feel like getting down on my knees and worshiping your sceptre.”
The power of a compliment is in the detail. He may not feel godlike, but he may have heard before that he has a powerful stature or looks hot in a wife beater. This will help him believe your compliment and feeling strong inside from your words will make him what you… bad.
You should also be descriptive in other areas, not just flattery. Use it to make him hot and all worked up. Describe what you want to do to him when he sees you next. Don’t just tell him you want to give him a great blow job– be specific about the type of fellatio or where you will perform it; “I can’t wait to bruise my knees on your kitchen floor sucking your cock like it’s the last lollipop in the candy shop.”
2. Use sensory-provocating adjectives
Don’t just tell him that you think he has a beautiful body, come up with images to help you describe his physique; “Your rock-hard abs and beefy chest sit so gallantly atop that plump, juicy sausage between your legs, baby.”
Make a point to look up some creative adjectives in the thesaurus before you get on the phone and don’t be afraid to throw caution to the wind. Even if your colorful descriptions make him laugh more than breathe heavy, he’ll still eat up every word you dish out. If he’s attractive, chances are he’s heard all the generic stuff before, but if you spice things up by garnishing your passion-plays with witty, unusual adjective that spark images in his mind, he won’t soon forget you. He’ll also want to try you out…
He’ll want to know if you are as creative and ‘out there’ in the bedroom as you are on the phone.
3. Use similes
Don’t just tell him that you’re attracted to him, give him an idea of HOW attracted you are by using a comparison; “I’m so wet for you right now; I’m dripping like the hair under the saddle of rodeo pony”, “I’m so aroused right now talking to you, my nipples are harder than two pebbles in a pond.”
Using similes offers him an image, like do meaty adjectives. Images trigger his senses and when you trigger a man’s senses you make him feel his body, which makes him want to feel you inside him all night long.
The phone is a wonderful way to tease and tantalize a man to his breaking point. The important thing to remember is to have fun and be bold. Don’t be timid. Talk to him with a little-girl voice and be playful. Don’t lather on a thick, heavy seduction with a deep, weird voice. He may think you are too dramatic. Keep it light and silly while still showing him you’re a bad, bad girl who needs a spanking on her ample, soft-doughy bottom.
Kristina Marchant is a relationship expert and author who isn’t afraid to tell women to let go and be free with their sexuality. She knows there is nothing wrong with being a horny woman and wanting to turn a good man on like an electric stove. Check out “The Language of Desire” to help you take the guesswork out of the seduction and not having to worry about your delivery. Warning: These seduction ideas are pretty naughty, nasty and oh so raunchy-wrong!